February 2012
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so excited for the boots to arrive :-)
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dumbpointyanimeshades:
my sister downloaded this...
moonythemarauder:
isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms
like
damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement
archaeosaur:
social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion
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we’ve got nowhere to go
we’ve got nothing to prove
instead of dancing along
i should be dancing with you
hommos:
‘wow you’re so big i don’t think that’s gonna fit”
i whisper to my 1.2 MB gif
Wear shirt two times: Dirty.
Wear hoodie every day for three months: Still clean.
yall2:
saying “how can you be sad when people have it so much worse than you” is as ridiculous as “how can you be happy when people have it so much better than you”
“What’s the point in being a lesbian if your girlfriend looks like a dude?”
– Joel Ross (via recreational-jewhater)
unsexual:
in italian everything sounds like you can eat it when you say cassonetto stupro you might think its a special pasta but in fact it means dumpster rape
@joecolatemilk
second twitter account :) follow
panemaniacs74:
Safe & Sound- Taylor Swift
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as my family does observe lenten season very strictly
i accidentally ate meat today
i’m not getting dinner as punishment to my offensive deed ;_;
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went home with diarrhea
lord
buying shoes online mwahurr
tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol
if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my sisters's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
oh god i can't sleep
i just hope that
you know
no classes tomorrow
yeah that’s what i think
i'm suddenly excited for prom tonight! :D
“I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone...”
– Oscar Wilde (via healthyth-in)
neneleakesweave:
wow those leggings really compliment the outline of your vagina
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prom tomorrow
Me: OH MY GOD! THAT WAS THE BEST DREAM EVER !!!
My brain: Obliviate