homestuckorbust:

helianthi:

What did the pirate say when he turned 80

Aye matey

GO TO HELL THAT WAS CLEVER

natellite:

the username wars are over. the last and greatest one has been found. finally, we can rest

natellite:

the username wars are over. the last and greatest one has been found. finally, we can rest

iamscienceside:

binxanonymous:

Hey science side of tumblr, if I only eat eggs and ramen noodles for the next two months will I die?

In the end, you will die. But for those 2 months, you will live.

"I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn’t need a reaction. Sometimes you just have to leave people to continue to do the lame shit that they do."
— (via harrisonjamie)