What did the pirate say when he turned 80
GO TO HELL THAT WAS CLEVER
the username wars are over. the last and greatest one has been found. finally, we can rest
MY FRIEND WINS
Hey science side of tumblr, if I only eat eggs and ramen noodles for the next two months will I die?
In the end, you will die. But for those 2 months, you will live.