Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)

izzielosthermind:

stabla:

if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless

My great aunt stabbed her husband in the stomach on their anniversary and he decided not to divorce her because he didn’t want a custody battle over the goats.

jesuschristvevo:

antisocial and addicted to a social site

clubbedsoda:

“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

  • Parent: my child got a B on their report card.
  • Parent: Oh I know I'll yell and insult them and unknowingly lower their self-confidence!
  • Parent: They'll get an A for sure!